*Warning: This blog post is rated PG-13 for bathroom, sexual, and ridiculous humor.*
If you haven't learned this about me by now, it's time you know: I'm a little crazy and I find humor in the unconventional. My whole family fits this description, really. We have something of a tradition in my family of playing "Sign Scrabble." It's pretty easy. You just find one of those signs with moveable letters; then you change it to your liking. Now, remember, since we only have the limited availability of the letters on each sign (because we don't believe in stealing), the results are often questionable. You'll see what I mean.
We've got pictures of some, but not all, unfortunately. But I solemnly swear they are all true. To avoid being the victim of strange google searches, the text will be shown as images. And to avoid incriminating anyone (is it a crime?), I won't say who actually changed each one.
Sonic is an easy target:
Don't you wish all fast food joints were so honest in their ad campaigns?
Just spreading public awareness.
"Now hiring days" + other words becomes
When the Atkins diet was all the rage.
"Free smiles" + other words becomes
Something about "cleaning large queen mattresses" becomes
Fast food restaurant:
Why is it such a trend to bash the French? And admitting animal abuse. Not cool.
They make it too easy with Santa around Christmas time.
A Harry Potter theme night:
Yes, spelled wrong. You've gotta work with what you have.
"We celebrate dancing" becomes:
Yeah, for some reason Satan is a favorite.
They left this one up for about a week. It must have helped business.
Again, I bet it helped business.
Fat Cats Bowling:
This one is legendary in Provo.
Gives a whole new meaning to "Spoons 'n Spice"
Apparently the employees at Arctic Circle don't know what sub-par means because it remained like that for weeks.
Street fruit vendor:
. . . Because they never stop us from having fun.
What's your favorite? Or do you hate them all? Share your opinion!